Mile-High-Club

Membership in this elite and amusing club has always been difficult to obtain.  Only those couples who were bold enough to carry on their initiation in the backseats of an under booked airline flight, or wealthy enough to own their own aircraft were usually able to join. 

Now you can join the club in romantic comfort, style and discretion.   We are offering you and your loved one the exclusive use of our 20 passenger airliner so that you can become mile-high club members, with all of the safety and privacy that comes with having a large twin-engine turboprop airliner all to yourselves.  The cabin is large and roomy, over 20 feet in length, 6 feet wide and 5.5 feet tall.  The cockpit is divided from the cabin with a full, view blocking bulkhead and a sound proof door.  We have equipped the cabin with clean, comfortable furnishings as well as a stereo. A bottle of quality champagne is included for the flight at your request.  The rest of the interior is clean and carpeted and is far more comfortable and classy than your normal airliner interior.  The only thing we can not do is allow you to light candles !   

Once you are aboard the captain and first officer will communicate with you when it is permitted to move from your seats and begin your initiation.  This fast climbing aircraft will be one mile high within 5 minutes of takeoff time. At that time we will seal the door and you will have 30 minutes of time. Should an unusual situation occur in the cabin, it is possible to signal the flight crew to deal with it.  Otherwise, you and your loved one will remain totally undisturbed except for the soothing hum of the engines and the moonlight through the cabin windows.  After the flight you will be presented with a 24k gold mile-hi club pin and a certificate of initiation into this special group. 

Does this sound like the gift of a lifetime to give to your significant other?  We think it is and invite you to call us with questions.  Do not be bashful, the flight crew is made up of mature, dedicated professionals,  most of whom are already mile-hi members themselves.  The crew will never interfere, participate or comment in anyway on anything that goes on in the cabin, they are there to fly the plane.  Furthermore, they are bound under contract to total secrecy and discretion as to the identities of our customers.  

A few important notes:  These flights are cancelled in the event of marginal weather.  We will not fly when there is a chance of turbulence or in certain other conditions.  The flight crew reserves the right to make these decision.  With that in mind it is important that you keep time open for alternate dates.  Although we will always try to meet your appointment, we will not compromise safety or comfort. 

This service is offered to the public as a sight-seeing flight and will remain within 25 miles of the departure airport.   Most flights are done at night.  We depart from Wayne County Airport in Smithville, Ohio.  It is a quiet, rural airport with little or no activity after dark.  It is unlikely that any one would ever be there to see you arrive, or embark on the flight. 

The cost for this sightseeing flight is $799.00. Reservations must be made at least one week in advance and a non-refundable deposit of $250.00 is required.  If we are unable to go because of weather or circumstances surrounding our flight operations, the deposit is moved to your alternate date.  If you fail to show up or cancel for other reasons, the deposit is forfeited. You will be required to sign a release and hold harmless agreement and must bring a picture ID to prove your identity and that you are at least 18 years old. An affidavit stating that you are participating in this activity on your own free will also be required.